Mangled messages

I re-discovered an old book on my shelves and will occasionally share some of the quotes. The book is “Anguished English” by Richard Lederer. I hope that you enjoy these as much as I do.

“Let dead dogs sleep.”

She was a diva of such immense talent that, after hearing her perform, there was seldom a dry seat in the house.

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Three year old teacher wanted for pre-school. Experience preferred.

And appropriate for the rush to buy hand sanitizer, toilet paper etc.